DepressionHello boys and girls!
And welcome to another day at DEPRESSION!
Here we guarantee you will have the worst time possible no matter WHAT you choose to do!
We offer a range of exciting rides and activities!
The Self-Loathing game remember to aim to darts at the cardboard cut-out of your head!
The Rollercoaster of Addiction!
The Mood Swing!
The Gradual Pushing Away of Your Family and Friends game!
The Tunnel of Perpetual Loneliness!
Or the Tower of Unreasonable Anxiety!
And lets not forget, our highly popular Bodily Harm competition!
Remember to exercise safety and if you find yourself caught on one of our rides, you may escape at any time! But keep in mind theres no coming back!
So if a really awful time is what youre looking for, then look no further than DEPRESSION!
Everyone is invited, we dont discriminate!
As we say here at Depression: Come on down, all you need is a frown!